It occured to me that every year I tend to make the same New Year’s Resolution, without much success. Every January 1st, I - and tons of other fat sightly overweight people - promise myself (or ourselves) that this will be the year that I (we) will buckle down and lose this lard weight.
I decided this year that the best way to approach this would be as a new “project”, something fun that I could play around with and maybe initiate some amount of weight loss. So, here I go - on into the unknown: hopefully, by this time next year, I will know what it feels like to be skinny, or a “Big Fat Loser” (of weight, that is).
My name is Jonathan and I am an addict - of food. Calories, sugar, carbs! I love each and every one of them. They are my own heroin, and it’s taking all that I have to even try and buckle down and set them aside so that this new project of mine can even possibly be slightly successful.
My weight at the moment is …. (weighing myself now) …. a staggering 233 pounds. I am 6’1”, so I guess technically I should be at around 185. My weight loss goal for this project is set at 48 pounds (!).
How will I achieve this? I have no effing idea! I’ve never been prone to eating healthy. My favorite snack is pure fat anything that is not good for me. I do intend, however, to take up power walking. My ipod is stocked with nothing but motivating, pulse-pounding, bubble-gum pop confections that will (hopefully) give me enough motivation and thumping bass beats to walk however long I choose to walk. Which is, incidentally, about a mile a day. My inner thighs are already burning from the thought of them rubbing together as I pounce down the sidewalk to the sound of Lady GaGa from my headphones.
So …. Weight loss goal for the week: a mere 2 pounds. I can do this! 2 pounds is nothing!
Good thoughts sent my way are required appreciated.
and it’s a better point of view.
while you were looking for a landslide
I was looking out for you.
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